The five worst best man speeches of all time

Best man speeches can go horribly wrong, here are possibly the 5 worst best man speeches of all time.
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Oliver Lucas

Published 12 Sep 2023

Best Man rambling on speech in front of a large screen

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When best man speeches go horribly wrong…

# 5 The ‘I’ll wing it’ one

You know this one’s going to be bad when he open’s the best man speech with ‘Shit, bugger!’ This calamitous speech goes from bad to worse when he starts heckling the bride and seeks rescue from the audience. A classic example of a gent who obviously thought he’d wing it. So bad its funny!

Starts with ‘Shit, Bugger’

I’ve been told to thank some people, so here we go –
‘thanks’

Heckling the bride

Drunken refereces

#4 The ‘rambling’ one

You know you’re in trouble when guests don’t look too please.

Gets interrupted and asks to be respectful 

Reading from a script 

Shockingly bad delivery 

Awful toast

#3 The awkward one

This poor bloke is obviously not a public speaker! The tumbleweeds start blowing from pretty much the first gag and the silence becomes deafening by end of the speech. Weighing in at 111 seconds this will have been the longest two minutes of his life, or anyone elses judging by the audience reaction.

#2 The drunken one

This poor bloke is obviously not a public speaker! The tumbleweeds start blowing from pretty much the first gag and the silence becomes deafening by end of the speech. Weighing in at 111 seconds this will have been the longest two minutes of his life, or anyone elses judging by the audience reaction.

#1 The totally-off-limits one

At number one, and by some distance it must be said, is this entry. When the groom asks his guests to ‘buckle up’ at the start he couldn’t have been more right! Epic is a fairly over used word these days but is probably applicable in this instance. Think of all the things that you would probably consider off limits for a best man speech and its in here! Masturation? Check. Blow jobs? Check. Anal sex? Chhheeccck! Yep, our man even asks for hush half way through as the slow ripple of disbelief turns in to hushed discussions of ‘did he just say that?!’ As reality starts to bite, his written copy – did he pre-write this stuff?! – gets forceably removed by a middle aged woman who had just about enough! Was it the comment about the spread butt-cheeks?! Press play and watch the action unfold…you’re about to watch the worst best mans speech of all time!